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Location : Toronto
Registration date : 2007-08-16

PostSubject: Old alliance description   Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:58 pm

Here is the OLD alliance description.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Vendetta Cool. Were just looking for new member and we will accept anyone we just ask that you try your hardest and ask for help when you need it.

Homer The Family Man

"Son, when you are participating in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose...
it's how drunk you get"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

Homer: "Are you saying you're never gonna eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
Lisa: "No"
Homer: "Ham?"
Lisa: "No"
Homer: "Pork chops?"
Lisa: "Dad, those all come from the same animal"
Homer: "Heh heh heh...ooh yeah...right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal"

"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't -
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as oil wrestling and foxy boxing, and such n such"

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in 8 hours of TV a day"

Homer, during his abduction by aliens: "Please don't eat me!
I have a wife and them!"

"Heh heh Lisa. Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos"

Homer, sympathising with a distraught Lisa:
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"

Homer, in scared tone: "Marge, kids, everything's gonna be just fine. Now go upstairs and pack your bags...we're gonna start a new life under the sea"
Marge: "Homer, that's your solution to everything - to move under the sea. Well it's not gonna happen"
Homer: "Not with that attitude"

Homer, talking to the TV again...
TV: "It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?"
Homer: "I told you last night...NO!"

Homer to Bart: "Stealing? How could you?! Haven't you learnt anything from that guy who gives the sermons in church - Captain What's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies?
For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?"

Homer The All-Round Idiot

"Operator. Give me the number for 911"

Homer, in a spot of bother:
"I'm not normally a religious man...but if you're up there... please save me, Superman!"

"Homer not function well beer without"

"Homer to man behind the counter at the Post Office, in a put-on posh voice:
"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Man: "Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

Homer, still in fake posh voice: "I don't know"

Homer, in an impressed voice:
"Oh, they have the Internet on computers now"

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped it would explode. I think it was calledThe Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"

Homer, getting all angry over nothing:
"Noone asked me to volunteer!"

After Homer skives a day off work, Marge takes a call from the plant.
Marge: "They said if you don't go in tomorrow, don't bother going in Monday"
Homer: "Woohoo, four-day weekend!"

Homer, gets approached by a yuppie after changing his name to Max Power:
Yuppie: "Hey, Max Power, great name"
Homer: "Thanks. I got it from a hair-dryer"

The same yuppie offers to buy him lunch
Yuppie: "Max, let me buy you lunch. You like Thai?"
Homer: "Tie good. You like shirt?"

"Maybe for once someone could call me 'Sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'"

"I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!"

"That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone"

When the carnival comes to town, Homer gets his own ideas for carny games
"We can have our own game where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing is the way it seems"

Homer The Philosopher

Homer, sticking up for his integrity
"Homer Simpson is not the type of man who apologises. Sorry, that's just the way I am"

"I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure"

"What about those red balls they have on car aerials
so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them"

"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English"

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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